Cebcussvag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring warg.

Cebcussvag created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Cebcussvag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cebcussvag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cebcussvag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cebcussvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not kill rats.