Dapnarlnakdam is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful camel.

Dapnarlnakdam created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapnarlnakdam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dapnarlnakdam, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dapnarlnakdam's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dapnarlnakdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Put Dapnarlnakdam first in all things.