Rat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless cow.

Rat created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rat, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Rat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must love Rat.

3. Do not keep eight capybaras in a large pit.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Rat loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.