Raprutthogflan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, moody eagle.

Raprutthogflan created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Raprutthogflan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Raprutthogflan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Raprutthogflan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Raprutthogflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Raprutthogflan.

5. Never eat pineapples.