Futbit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring owl.

Futbit created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Futbit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futbit, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Futbit's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Futbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Never wear red shirts.