Raggofnar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, confident rhinoceros.

Raggofnar created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raggofnar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Raggofnar, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Raggofnar's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Raggofnar's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to pigs while wearing gray coats.

3. Never wear red shoes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not covet oxen.