Bonbiflak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, clever horse.

Bonbiflak created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbiflak, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bonbiflak, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bonbiflak's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bonbiflak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never feed parsnips to tortoises while wearing violet skirts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonbiflak.