Wodmipwik Bonbadyikdob is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, happy dove.

Wodmipwik Bonbadyikdob created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodmipwik Bonbadyikdob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wodmipwik Bonbadyikdob, she will think nothing of it.

Wodmipwik Bonbadyikdob's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Wodmipwik Bonbadyikdob's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Wodmipwik Bonbadyikdob.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never pour water over plants.