Fudlipbag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthinking mongoose.

Fudlipbag created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudlipbag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fudlipbag, he will remove you from existence.

Fudlipbag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fudlipbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to capybaras while wearing blue scarves.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide from brown mice for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.