Ganbosstab Nullunlam is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, impressive chicken.

Ganbosstab Nullunlam created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbosstab Nullunlam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ganbosstab Nullunlam, he will manifest in front of you.

Ganbosstab Nullunlam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Ganbosstab Nullunlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing yellow shirts and balancing nine tin spheres on your neck.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ganbosstab Nullunlam.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. You must never eat lemons.