Huddibfum is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, fussy human.

Huddibfum created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Huddibfum, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Huddibfum, he will boil you in a big pot.

Huddibfum's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Huddibfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Huddibfum.

5. Run away from purple dolphins, for they are unholy.