Mobrenkik Hanfommettitwanrig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent goblin.

Mobrenkik Hanfommettitwanrig created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobrenkik Hanfommettitwanrig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mobrenkik Hanfommettitwanrig, it will be very sad.

Mobrenkik Hanfommettitwanrig's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Mobrenkik Hanfommettitwanrig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to whales while wearing cyan shirts.