Lipzedshav is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, able squid.

Lipzedshav created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipzedshav, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lipzedshav, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Lipzedshav's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Lipzedshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Lipzedshav in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must pray to Lipzedshav five times a day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.