Farmobcem is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic dove.

Farmobcem created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farmobcem, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farmobcem, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Farmobcem's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Farmobcem's Holy Commandments

1. Farmobcem must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Never chant near birds.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.