Weeladnat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable dog.

Weeladnat created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Weeladnat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Weeladnat, she will jump up and down on your head.

Weeladnat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Weeladnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Hide from cyan whales for they are unholy.
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