Gon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless centipede.

Gon created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gon, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise otters for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must love Gon.