Mumhathon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonourable seal.

Mumhathon created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumhathon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mumhathon, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mumhathon's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mumhathon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mumhathon's priests.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about special relativity.