Bellvanomin Yarprenveg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise squid.

Bellvanomin Yarprenveg created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellvanomin Yarprenveg, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellvanomin Yarprenveg, she will turn you into a rock.

Bellvanomin Yarprenveg's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bellvanomin Yarprenveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.