Veenmigpig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic scorpion.

Veenmigpig created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenmigpig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Veenmigpig, it will ignore you.

Veenmigpig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Veenmigpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the west.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide if four bats approach from the east.

5. Never mention monkeys.