Dapfetlargafbemdogdan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, benevolent dragon.

Dapfetlargafbemdogdan created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapfetlargafbemdogdan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dapfetlargafbemdogdan, it will send you a sign.

Dapfetlargafbemdogdan's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dapfetlargafbemdogdan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dapfetlargafbemdogdan.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Never paint your back green.

5. Do not hurt otters.