Ligbittik is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, amazing cow.

Ligbittik created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbittik, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ligbittik, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ligbittik's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ligbittik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing yellow tights and balancing six nickel spheres on your arms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.