Didbassnig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent toad.

Didbassnig created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didbassnig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Didbassnig, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Didbassnig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Didbassnig's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about special relativity near ants while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing seven iron spheres on your back.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.