Dodnullbin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, idiotic lion.

Dodnullbin created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Dodnullbin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dodnullbin, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dodnullbin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dodnullbin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Dodnullbin on top of important buildings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dodnullbin in the centre of the settlement.