Largkadlog Flowrotzed is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, boastful alligator.

Largkadlog Flowrotzed created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Largkadlog Flowrotzed, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Largkadlog Flowrotzed, it will turn you into a sheep.

Largkadlog Flowrotzed's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Largkadlog Flowrotzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Always obey Largkadlog Flowrotzed's priests.