Komhitdav is a god.

He takes the form of a large, generous dragonfly.

Komhitdav created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Komhitdav, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Komhitdav, he will cry a lot.

Komhitdav's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Komhitdav's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help sick whales.