Monfagabnillhenarfdum is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, impressive walrus.
Monfagabnillhenarfdum created the world five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Monfagabnillhenarfdum, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Monfagabnillhenarfdum, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Monfagabnillhenarfdum's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Monfagabnillhenarfdum's Holy Commandments
1. Never hurt doves.
2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.
3. Always help sick turtles.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.