Febkarnill is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, quiet parrot.

Febkarnill created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febkarnill, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Febkarnill, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Febkarnill's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Febkarnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.