Sandfumgad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless warg.

Sandfumgad created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandfumgad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sandfumgad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sandfumgad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sandfumgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Always obey Sandfumgad's priests.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear brown shorts.