Flabboglatpidcimarmbonkfet Gubtonkbit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless hare.

Flabboglatpidcimarmbonkfet Gubtonkbit created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabboglatpidcimarmbonkfet Gubtonkbit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flabboglatpidcimarmbonkfet Gubtonkbit, he will be very sad.

Flabboglatpidcimarmbonkfet Gubtonkbit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Flabboglatpidcimarmbonkfet Gubtonkbit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.