Watcepdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil unicorn.

Watcepdiss created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watcepdiss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Watcepdiss, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Watcepdiss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Watcepdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Watcepdiss loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.