Watcepdiss is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil
unicorn.
Watcepdiss created life nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Watcepdiss, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Watcepdiss, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Watcepdiss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Watcepdiss' Holy Commandments1. Never wear scarves.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not dye your hair mauve.
4. Watcepdiss loves sheep, so they must be honoured.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.