Popfutwig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental yak.

Popfutwig created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Popfutwig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Popfutwig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Popfutwig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Popfutwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never hop in the presence of cats.

5. Do not listen to music.