Cambetwik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, vain crocodile.

Cambetwik created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cambetwik, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cambetwik, he will turn you into a worm.

Cambetwik's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cambetwik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide if five horses approach from the north.

4. Hide from mauve tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Respect your elders.