Arnyattrul is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless wolf.

Arnyattrul created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Arnyattrul, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arnyattrul, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Arnyattrul's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Arnyattrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow shirts.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Worship no other gods but Arnyattrul.