Gemxucapp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless goose.

Gemxucapp created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemxucapp, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gemxucapp, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gemxucapp's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gemxucapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Learn six new languages a year.