Komyartnur is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, witless skunk.

Komyartnur created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Komyartnur, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Komyartnur, she will be very unhappy.

Komyartnur's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Komyartnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near sharks while wearing blue coats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.