Yarhoncid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, impressive tortoise.

Yarhoncid created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Yarhoncid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarhoncid, she will laugh at you.

Yarhoncid's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yarhoncid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think ill of sick mites.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Never think about chromosomes.