Shavcibfut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful dragon.

Shavcibfut created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Shavcibfut, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Shavcibfut, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Shavcibfut's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Shavcibfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to frogs while wearing indigo corsets.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.