Nulgommatnab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish swan.

Nulgommatnab created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nulgommatnab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nulgommatnab, she will remove you from existence.

Nulgommatnab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nulgommatnab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always wear red.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nulgommatnab.