Tafnakgan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust pigeon.

Tafnakgan created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafnakgan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tafnakgan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Tafnakgan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tafnakgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not take Tafnakgan's name in vain.