Likhanmif is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tranquil weasel.

Likhanmif created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Likhanmif, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Likhanmif, she will turn you into a rock.

Likhanmif's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Likhanmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never pour water over plants.