Flabtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident dragon.

Flabtonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Flabtonk, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flabtonk, it will send you a sign.

Flabtonk's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Flabtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Flabtonk.