Tintikhud is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust wombat.

Tintikhud created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tintikhud, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tintikhud, she will torture you forever.

Tintikhud's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tintikhud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.