Lityedfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, prudent beaver.

Lityedfarn created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lityedfarn, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lityedfarn, she will turn you into a rock.

Lityedfarn's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lityedfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat bark.