Lap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, caring wolf.

Lap created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lap, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Lap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lap.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.