Xuckkadgom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, witty bird.

Xuckkadgom created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckkadgom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xuckkadgom, she will turn you into a snail.

Xuckkadgom's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Xuckkadgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Xuckkadgom on top of important buildings.