Hubvadyim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciless crow.

Hubvadyim created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Hubvadyim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hubvadyim, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hubvadyim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hubvadyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Do not covet oxen.