Gummishig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, slow narwhal.

Gummishig created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gummishig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gummishig, she will turn you into a rat.

Gummishig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gummishig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Retreat if four frogs approach from the east.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gummishig on top of all buildings.