Bonsitkan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, sage hedgehog.

Bonsitkan created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonsitkan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bonsitkan, he will not care at all.

Bonsitkan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bonsitkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bonsitkan.

5. Do not commit murder.