Arnhasget is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, caring swallow.

Arnhasget created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnhasget, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arnhasget, it will jump up and down on your head.

Arnhasget's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Arnhasget's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Do not keep seven pigs in a large pit.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.