Sidlegyok is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud wombat.

Sidlegyok created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidlegyok, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sidlegyok, it will torture you forever.

Sidlegyok's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sidlegyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not take Sidlegyok's name in vain.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near snails while wearing purple tights.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.