Sidlegyok is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud
wombat.
Sidlegyok created dark matter five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sidlegyok, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Sidlegyok, it will torture you forever.
Sidlegyok's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Sidlegyok's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in white rooms.
2. Do not take Sidlegyok's name in vain.
3. Never talk about ultrasonics near snails while wearing purple tights.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.